Biancaatju

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

i love when dogs look down like

like this. what do you see little man

royal-random-the-yogurt-queen:

truckbombs:

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

Sometimes I’m glad jellyfish have no central nervous system and just vibe. Can you imagine being able to think while this happens?

randomslasher:

emmaelsa0000:

The different types of people who react to a bike rider.

Watch til the end cause it is so worth it!!

I’ve been walking at a national park and this is so freaking funny to me oh gosh